Saturday 30 October 2010

Being a dickhead is not cool

On my journey through town today, I couldn’t help but notice the slight chill in the air. Shortly after, to my horror I started to notice plenty of idiots wearing shoes with no socks. Can a foot catch a chill?
Well Ben, as the feet and hands combine to a large proportion of the body's temperature loss, I would say that feet can catch a chill.
Well in which case Tris, this is a pure demonstration of stupid people wearing stupid clothes for the sake of a pointless fashion trend in the vain hope of trying to be cool, or part of some vaguely interesting social scene that requires you to dress as a prick in order to be part of the group. If I asked you to wear a piece of women’s clothing to be my friend would you?
Personally I don't feel your friendship is worth the sacrifice of my own self respect. I would also like to point out the impracticality of wearing no socks. Think of the hot times, those sweaty feet festering and saturating in their own moisture...
This is a very valid point and to that note, this demonstrates your clear use of common sense over the lust to try and develop friendships with people who are clearly just oxygen thieves. Socks were invented for a reason, use them, being a dickhead is NOT cool.
Thanks for your input Ben. Let's hope that the lack of feet warming will result in hyperthermia leading to death, reducing the stagnation of the nation.

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